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[V-tech Rampage]

Hey hey hey

Fuck the RIAA. HEY HEY HEY FUCK THE RIAA.

Love the song in the beginning.
Love the flash game. It's a joke people, a cruel joke this sadistic bastard thought would be fun to play. But a joke none the less. Stop taking life so seriously. If my mom died tomorrow am I going to sit and cry about it? No. I'll laugh to make the pain go away.

Anyways nothing really bad to say about this game except it's kind of short. And there should be more gore.

[More Zombies]

Moar zombies

I hope this game gets medals.

Story was a bit short but hey, it's a flash game. I like how you added a ton of weapons that needed to be unlocked. Good job adding a high score board to this game too. 3 different modes and 1 story mode. This game does get repetitive after you unlock all the weapons but its so simple so it is still fun.

There was a bug where for some reason when I started up a game sometimes my game would freeze so I couldn't press anything and I'd have to click on the screen again to reset the controls. Not sure if anyone else encountered this problem but it happend numerous times.

[Quick Draw Tutorial]

Review +1

It's a good tutorial for what it's designed for. Not much to it.

For future tutorials;

When people use a tutorial they don't like having to scroll through everything for just one page. For ease of use, you should make a list of steps. Then when you click on what step you want it will direct them to the page. Then on that page you have a back button, or a next button to go more in depth on that topic. Please use that method to organize your tutorial next time, it's much easier for the reader. Especially for longer tutorials.

A list of steps for this tutorial wasn't really necessary because it is short, but it gets the job done. It tells you all of the basics of making a quick draw game. I like how you added the notes/tips section. Most people don't really do that.

All in all its a good tutorial especially for beginners.

Rabid-Animals responds:

Thanks. That method of organization will definitely be employed.

[Toss the Turtle]

Review +1

This game is another kitten cannon /hedgehog launch clone now featuring NG medals!

You did, however, manage to make it interactive by use of the gun. So that's a plus.

Likes-
-Violence.
-Different turtle poses when he hits the ground and goes back up. (little detail but good job I loved it, next time add more.)
-Two different menus for the shop, keeps things easy to use and organized.
-medals, (TBH I wouldn't have played for as long as I did if it didn't have medals. IDK why but it's addicting.)
-Graphics/Animation was nice and smooth, especially when Mr. Turtle catches fire.
-The violence and gore
-Power ups and traps were well thought-out

Dislikes
-Started off slow and gradually picked up.
-Add more easter eggs.
-Next time add a customizable turtle
-More incentive to play rather than just medals.

It is a good game. Could be better, saving that 10/10 for your sequel.

9/10 5/5 Good Effort!

[TD5000]

TD5000

Everything is great. Except:

Some of the achievements are ramped up there to be WAY to difficult. I wouldn't play and beat all 24 maps if somebody paid me.

and

The graphics are way to plain for my taste. Nobody want's to see triangles being shot at by circles. Add more detail and explosions. If your going to be lazy at least add a theme so you don't have to try so hard on some of the artwork.

Interesting ideas though, hope to see more work from you.

[BioBots]

Good Defense Game.

Turret animation was good. Color used in the game was excellent. Music was nice, however you might want to add variety. Good job on the mute button. Sound for the turrets was OK. It got repetitive around level 30, try adding more variety in turret customization, skins for enemies and friendly turrets, messages throughout the game each round as other turret games do. A create a map feature would also be nice.

Hotkeys for this game would be nice. Space=Start round. 1=buy trash trash tower...etc.

I seem to be having trouble with the Paralyze Tower.

Also, once you click on a tower that your gonna buy that tower stays selected until you buy it or click on a previously bought tower. Not a big deal but it's annoying.

Things to be worked on.

-When you first jump in the difficulty is set pretty high, it makes it harder to save up money for the much needed upgrades,

The fix: Add a few "starting" waves.

-I can't see what type of enemies I'm fighting so I don't know when my specific towers will be useful.

The fix: Make a scroll over for enemy details. Put in what types of enemy your going to fight the next round.

An all around good job makes for an OK game. Little tweaks here and there would make this game incredible.

CerebralGames responds:

thanks for the review :-), we are thinking in other defense game that will definely have those features

[Red Moon]

This game was cool.

I like the art work during the cut scenes. Music was relaxing. Story was interesting but not enough content for a complete storyline. Possibly on purpose for a lead into Red Moon 2?

Well, on to the game play.

-Combat was easy to get into.
-Charge attacks were useless, you can fast attack and push enemies off into the depths below.
-A lot of jumping. The double jumping and wall jumping was a good idea, it seemed the whole game was based on jumping though.
-Bosses were fun but the first one was not really as challenging as I would've thought.
-Enemies were more of a hindrance than an enemy. It felt like more of a movement game because you could just run past most enemies.
-Last achievement is stupid.

It's a pretty good game, it has it's flaws but it's still fun. Hopefully Red Moon 2 comes out soon, I'll be looking forward to playing it.

[Newgrounds Rumble]

Even though its old....

I had to come back and get the medals.
This game is so great. Everything about it is perfect.

-All the important NG characters in one epic battle.
-Each character has their bonuses and weak points.
-Difficulty and sound can be adjusted.
-Storyline for each character.
-Gameplay is great.
-Audio is great.
-Multiple power-ups for variety and to spice things up.
-Challenges AND medals AND unlockables.
-Difficulty of medals was just right.

I have nothing bad to say about this game.
Great job!

P.S.Convict level was pretty easy for me. I don't know why people are complaining.

Pro tips:
-Just run to each wall and jump to the middle when the 3 enemies get close.
-Hope for good powerups
-Use convicts heavy attack with the tentacles.
-Beat convict's story last so you know each character he transforms into, their weaknesses and strengths.
-If you can kill off one the other two will be easy
-Focus one at a time
-When in low in HP run and wait for a good powerup before attacking

NegativeONE responds:

Those are some good tips, actually. Hope at least a few people see them.

[Bunny Invasion: Easter]

THIS GAME IS AWESOMESAUCE

Check out my high score on this game guiz! LOLOLOL I'm number 3.

Pros-
So many guns.
Extras made the game interesting.
Story was OK. + pts for being funny. 3some! haha.
The game was ridiculously long.
Mr frost is bad ass.
Naked costumes was funny.

Cons-
Voice acting was terrible but that made it funny.
The game was ridiculously long.
14 million point trophy... Seriously?
The last boss was too easy. All you have to do is shoot the egg before it hits you. RPG with 200 ammo does the trick. No problem.
It's addicting.

Some of the cons aren't necessarily bad things. But like the voice acting could have been better and had more variety. Seriously. It was the same one liners while i was shooting 60 levels of bunnies.

Still a great game. Worth 1 play through at least by everyone on this website. An hour or two worth of flash game.

Good job!

[Epic War 3]

4 Musketeers medal glitched?

I got all the medals except for that one.

I spent a long time trying to finish this game. Its really fun.
Nothing really else that is needed to be said. Everything was good.

Mostly what kept me play was the amount of variety this game had.