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[Seed of Destruction]

Medal :(

The only thing that made me mad was I couldn't get either medal I am illiterate or I am literate... Pretty gay. No.. Really gay.

But the game shouldn't suffer due to my personality of having to have everything complete.

It's a fun game and the story was different. A cowboy riding a sperm destroying shit was interesting. If it had a different character this game would just be a pretty average game.

Controls took time getting used to because the sperm doesn't stop.

This game also had a hand-drawn cartoon-ish feel, which i liked.

10/10 for originality and creativity.
I should give it a 4/5 because of that stupid medal. But 5/5.

[Portal Defenders]

Blah

Great game. 5/5 10/10

Controls were easy to learn. But don't let them fool you this game was a toughy haha.

Artwork and animation was great for most characters and their weapons. Poozy looks like a douche. (O WAIT HE IZ 1) So that's a thumbs up. Good job.

The different game over screens every wave was funny. The characters were funny like mindchamber, and the ending screen for Lil' Jim made me laugh. "Bloke"

Challenging game but it's fun once you know the strategies and get the hang of the game.

Pro tips:
Vegan- Try to take little damage and use the decoder for a full health boost. Impossible to get unless you use the decoder.

Finesser- I used Bob. I believe you can use April. Depends on what you like. Anyways just use the A and S keys. Don't press D. Don't try to get this one at the same time your getting the vegan medal.

Kitty Litter- To beat the Kitty Krew without taking damage. Use April Fulp. Make his own bombs hit everyone. Sounds easy enough. Takes a couple tries though.

Nose Diver- Lose on every level. Stamper and Jeff count as their own level. Meaning you have to lose on the mods level (with FunkBRS and Poozy)

I've gotten every achievement except Zombiieez. That one is stupid because it's so random. Sometimes I get 4 brains and I can't get another to drop, then it becomes even more frustrating.

[Zombies - The Beginning]

Great game

Things to improve.

-Graphics

-When you scroll over your weapons in your inventory there should be a small description of the weapon so you don't get confused. Because I picked up the first key without looking at the info and kept thinking it was the key to your room. And I tried scrolling over it but it wasn't showing a description.

-Moar weapons!!!!

-I liked the timer concept. It was different and made it so you had to think fast. Implement more of that into alot more scenes.

Looking forward to a sequel.

MichaelJ responds:

I can fix the scroll over thing, in fact, I'll work on that right now.

[60 Seconds til Graduation]

GPA 3.5

I like the idea for the game. It just seems kinda short. Next time it would be better if you made a game like this and made it longer with upgrades and levels.

The game was pretty fun. I don't know why a graduating student would be floating around while hes carrying a laser cannon. However, the character "slid" a little further than i wanted to go and it took a while to get used to. Due to this I collected all of the grades instead of just the good ones I was aiming for.

The music got annoying. Good thing the flash was only a minute long. Next time add a mute button because I couldn't find it.

[Hedgehog Launch 2]

Easy

I don't think it was as challenging as your first one. Still a great game just not as challenging. Many of the ideas you implemented were great. Such as the "ditch" idea.

There were more features which was great. But once you got to a certain point it became to easy. The fuel sucked from the platforms makes your fuel supply endless. From there all you have to do is go to one side and your hedgehog will be in a never ending cycle unless you get unlucky.

After I beat the game I was trying to avoid the platforms so I could touch the bottom to finish buying the rest of the upgrades and it still took me 20 minutes to touch the bottom.

It was entertaining though. You are probably one of my favorite flash game creators.

[Pico's School]

Tom

is an expert flash maker. Oldie but a goody. No matter how many times I come back to this flash it's always gonna be a great play through.

The only thing that is a little bit hard is the ninja in the girls bathroom. Hes gonna hit you no matter what but there is a medicinal herb in one of the lockers. The game is easy once you know the bosses weaknesses and where to shoot.

Great story. One of the best point and click adventures I've played.

[Achievement Unlocked]

Meta-game

Is so much fun. I nearly died from laughter the first time I played and fell into the pit to unlock at least 10 achievements at once. However it is still fun to play and I think this is like the tenth time I've come back to play.

A great, funny, parody game about achievements.

[Gangsta Warz]

Hmm I win

Every time. Automatically. Wheres the game? Or maybe its just not working for me?

No matter the difficulty i select every time I click fight it says I won. Then it takes me back to the menu and I can repeat what I just did and nothing happens.

[Clickfast]

Wow.

I can't believe something so pointless could be so addicting. There weren't even any achievements. Imagine how addicting this would be if achievements were added as an incentive to play.

Well, anyways I liked this game a lot. It was fun and challenging but short. I liked how the red buttons came out of random things that sort of tied together to paint a big picture.

[Space Assault]

Galaga sideways.

It reminds me of Galaga. However it is original and the graphics are pretty good. The game play is fun and the upgrade system was good.

Oh and the no sound was bugging me. I kept thinking my speakers weren't working and that I accidentally clicked a mute button or something. (lol) Add audio next time.

PsyQor responds:

hey. thanks everyone for the comments, this is my first game so i welcome all positive and negative comments. i have audio in this game but when i uploaded it the audio isnt there? i have no idea why? if anyone has a solution please comment and i will try and fix it.